PM Zameen Par
Main kabhi batlaata nahi ,
Par coding se darta hoon main PM
Yun to main, dikhlata nahi,
Par Bench par jana chahta hoon main PM
Aapko sab hai pata,hai na PM
Aapko sab hai pata, mere PM
Issues mein yun na chhodo mujhe,
Ghar laut kar bhi jaa na paun PM
Bhejte kyun nahi Onsite Mujhko aap,
Yaad bhi aapko aa na paun PM
Kya itna dumb hoon main PM,
Kya itna dumb mere PM
Jab bhi kabhi Onsite mujhe,
Dher saari kaam deta hai
Meri nazar Dhoondhe aapko
Sochu yunhi aap aakar work distribute karoge PM
Unse main yeh kehta nahi,
Par testing se pak jata hoon PM
Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Company chhod kar bhaag jana chahta hoon PM
Aapko sab hai pata,hai na PM
Aapko sab hai pata, mere PM.

Two Tests ...

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!

Hum Bhi Basate Ek Basti Pyar Ki.......
umr beeti par na aayi ek chitti pyar ki
warna hum bhi basate ek basti pyar ki

aandhiyan...ruswaiyan hai...kismat mein tanhaaiyan hai
kis tarah sahil ko paaye ek kashti pyar ki

aap mukar na jate aise...yadi samay par uss ghadi
hum na aise haar jate ek baazi pyar ki

har koi isko tadapta dekh kar kush hi huaa
chat-pataayi reit par jab machhali pyar ki

laut kar aayi toh uss par aasooyon ke chitra the
kaaash !!!! ke humne banayi hoti yeh lekirein pyar ki.....

Define Kiss...
* Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

* Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

* Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

* Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

* Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

* Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

* Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

* Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

* Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

* Prof. of Computer Science:
What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined variable.

Close to my heart
I walk down the street.
there is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost...I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.
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I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place.
Bit it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.
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I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in....it's a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.
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I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.
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I walk down another street.