Two Tests ...

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I have come for my urine test!

Hum Bhi Basate Ek Basti Pyar Ki.......
umr beeti par na aayi ek chitti pyar ki
warna hum bhi basate ek basti pyar ki

aandhiyan...ruswaiyan hai...kismat mein tanhaaiyan hai
kis tarah sahil ko paaye ek kashti pyar ki

aap mukar na jate aise...yadi samay par uss ghadi
hum na aise haar jate ek baazi pyar ki

har koi isko tadapta dekh kar kush hi huaa
chat-pataayi reit par jab machhali pyar ki

laut kar aayi toh uss par aasooyon ke chitra the
kaaash !!!! ke humne banayi hoti yeh lekirein pyar ki.....