Positive Attitude
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive
Very Touching Story
A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in
love with a guy who was a cleaner.
When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not
like it at all, and so began to protest about it.
Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes
for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two
lovers but could not find them.
At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in
a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will
allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each
other truly."
So in this way, their love won and they returned home.
The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was
dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the
other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an
old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother
ignored the dream.
The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it.
Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in
fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash
the clothes which have blood stains immediately.
she washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had
the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained.
Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady
gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something
terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the
stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home,
someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.
The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which
shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?"
The old lady replied...
"Try Surf Excel Washing powder... just a dab and it will remove all
stubborn stains!!!" .
I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.
But don't look at me like that .. I'm also hunting for the
one who mailed this to me!
Cheers!!
Ho Gayi Naa KLPD
Funny Hindi Meanings!!
01. CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan
pratiyogita
02. CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de
danaadan pratiyogita
03. TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak
de takaatak
04. LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada
tad
05. LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak
06. TIE : Kanth Langoti
07. MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti
08. TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa
09. TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt
Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti
11. TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini
12. ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr
13. RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra, Agni
Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika, Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra
16. RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda, Vidyut-rath
17. BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak
18. MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev
19. CIGARETTE : Shweta patra mandit dhumra shalakha
Cheers!!
Rajiv Walia
Father & Son
A father overhears his son praying before going to bed "God Bless Grandma." The next day Grandma passes away. That night the father hears the boy praying "God Bless Grandpa." The next day Grandpa passes away. That night he hears his son praying "God Bless Daddy." Buring the whole next day the father is very edgy and when he returns home he tells his wife what a terrible day he had. The wife says "You think you had a terible day, this morning our milkman dropped dead at our front door!"
Cheers!!
Rajiv Walia
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting yourcoffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list ...
Cheers !!!
Ashish G
1. KLPD (klpd_klsd@yahoogroups.com) is a group of close friends who were also class mates in the collage time. Destiny always plays pranks with them. But they are enjoying their lifes and share their feelings here by publishing funny jokes and poems using (klsd-welcome) username-password. You can also write something here by using given username and password.
2. DilsePoem is created for wonderful Lovers & Broken Hearts. You all can share your feelings with everyone by publishing articles here using (fruitNnuts-welcome) username-password. dilsepoem.blogspot.com
Thanks & Regards
Rajiv Walia
Some important laws which Newton Forgot to State....
1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will!
9. LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10. THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
I am sure this applys to many of us....
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:
"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. It is, but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress .
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.
Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it." So, don't let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead.
Cheers !!!
Ashish
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
na koi kam karne wala
na koi appraisal pane wala
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
kaisa ye sannata hai...
kam kyun nahi koi karta hai..
Charo aur machta Shor hai.
har koi kam chor hai...
(Drum beats...)
phokat ki sub khate hai..
mail check kar, chale jate hai..
kuch fwd ki kuch receive ki
jo kam ki nahi use delete ki..
(Drum beats...)
NO work load
NO work load (In place of Loose Control)
NO- NO
NO work Load
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
Bench per rahane se sikhi humne Makkari
Project ke kam se hogye hum Sarkari
Aakho main ek sapna hai
Amir sub ko ban-na hai
Kam na karne ki humari Aadat hai
Yahi to humari asli Daulut hai.
NO work load
NO work load
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
apni to kam-shala masti ki kam-shala
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain
Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala
Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
Voh sadak ke us paar thhe, hum sadak ke is paar thhe
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhe
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh kuch aur aage badhe
phir hum sadak ke us paar thhe, voh sadak ke is paar thhe
Rajiv Walia
HI walia ! And Hi to all of you.
Good job Man. I want to give you new name. Mr.SEO. Lekin yaar tu mere ghar nahi aaya.Sunday ko aana tha. Pyar se aaja nahi to you know me....
Rest is fine .Anoop bhe phone kar raha tha aaj tak nahi aaya.what is this man.Atleast anoop yaha to message karde ya kar. Tera Haath tiet hea kea. kuch yaad aaya.. ok bye 4 now.
From:-Vinay Kochhar